"Are you ready to order yet, sir?"
"I'd like a Number Six, please. Medium-sized with a Diet."
"Anything else today?"
"Can you hold the mayo and put that spicy sauce on it instead?"
"What spicy sauce?"
"The one on those new sandwiches being advertised."
"I don't have a button for that on my register."
"Can you tell the guy in the back to put the sauce on it?"
"I guess so."
"Thanks."
"That'll be six seventy-two, please pull around."
If I was really feeling sadistic that night
I would've handed her eleven seventy two
at the window and watched her head explode.
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