6.11.2008

On the dangers of women with orange cars.

What the Brothers Grimm didn't tell us
was that the problem with dating Cinderella
is that every sucker in the whole damn Kingdom
swears he has her slipper, too

and that even Prince Charming's big, brown eyes
turn green every now and then as a result
(though any honest princess will confess
that she secretly likes that, the need to feel
desired being primeval, and all).

But hey, at least she ain't any got wicked stepsisters.
I'll take older brothers over them any day.

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