1.28.2023

A Pervert's Prayer: Hollering From the Masturbatorium

One of these days

and days

and days

and days

the Universe will send 

a sympathetic seventh chance

who wouldn't leave anyone

on read


with eyes soft and brown

evasive like a feral cat's;

nipples perfectly asymmetrical.


Until then

my brothers in Christ

the couch ain't the only thing

that's pulling out--

driven to thirst

by ancestral expectations

and mediocre excuses

for only being taken

in small doses


like a Band-Aid

we all wear

but still insist

to hide.


1.24.2023

Sayonara, Suckers

Not to jinx it

by being brazen

with Lady Luck

but we haven't had 

a major airline catastrophe

in what feels like longer

than I remember

growing up;


not one of those rich pricks

in a privately owned Cessna

that was probably grandiose suicide

or insurance fraud to save their heirs

sans golden parachute

but a media feeding frenzy

with images of floating fuselage

and mention of children

who could've grown

to cure cancer

had they been given

that imaginary chance--

news anchors spewing sea coordinates

and Boeing models with lots of 7s

that degenerate gamblers

like the ones I've grown to love

would later play 

in the lottery.


I'm not saying

we're overdue

but they must've fixed 

the plane problems

because we haven't fixed 

the people.


Being a Pisces

ain't all

it's cracked up to be:

a glider

adrift

with no landing strip

in sight.



Currently reading:

"Insomnia" by Stephen King.

1.22.2023

Entry Level Survival Tools

I shaved my head

after bald spots developed

stress induced again

and my father asked 

if I wear a wool hat to work 

when he saw me

but I don't 

since I like the brisk feeling

of air on bare skin

though I wore a black

watchman's cap 

the next time

that I visited him

for his sake 

not mine.

1.17.2023

Bonafide Aficionado

Walking by portraits

of men

in my home

and mannequins 

on the job

I can attest

to the fact

that we all wear

smiles differently.


Some of them hurt

like a trap expertly set

italicized

parts per million


but I see them 

and cherish them all:


Dead languages

other than Latin.



Currently reading:

"The Bear Speaks" by Eric Tomlins.

1.01.2023

Gut Health

A charity organization

for cancer, but not for bald kids

line mine

finally sends 

her complimentary address labels 

though she's no longer

here to receive 

those invalid stickers

from invalids.


I save them

just in case

again.


"It's not my business,"

an old friend concedes.

"Hell, I never met her."


Maybe I didn't

either.