1.28.2023

A Pervert's Prayer: Hollering From the Masturbatorium

One of these days

and days

and days

and days

the Universe will send 

a sympathetic seventh chance

who wouldn't leave anyone

on read


with eyes soft and brown

evasive like a feral cat's;

nipples perfectly asymmetrical.


Until then

my brothers in Christ

the couch ain't the only thing

that's pulling out--

driven to thirst

by ancestral expectations

and mediocre excuses

for only being taken

in small doses


like a Band-Aid

we all wear

but still insist

to hide.


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