1.25.2014

Bastard's Apology

To Whom It May Concern:

I'm writing in regards to a shower curtain
your company produces and distributes
("THE WORLD"
RN#61945
Saturday Knight Ltd.
100% PEVA
Wipe clean with a damp cloth
Made in China
[Spanish and French translations, respectively]).

While it "makes" the bathroom
with its novelty nature
and has provided hours of efficient
multitasking in the name of education
I find it necessary to voice a concern.

There's a small country
between Pakistan
and Tajikistan
without a label.
Everyone deserves a name.

[Oh God, Olivia--
I'm sorry.
If we had a place for you 
right now
I swear on my life
you'd be here
breathing.]

Please devise a plan
to alter future runs.

Graciously,

[Unsigned]

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