9.07.2009

Havin' it whose way?

"Are you ready to order yet, sir?"

"I'd like a Number Six, please. Medium-sized with a Diet."

"Anything else today?"

"Can you hold the mayo and put that spicy sauce on it instead?"

"What spicy sauce?"

"The one on those new sandwiches being advertised."

"I don't have a button for that on my register."

"Can you tell the guy in the back to put the sauce on it?"

"I guess so."

"Thanks."

"That'll be six seventy-two, please pull around."

If I was really feeling sadistic that night
I would've handed her eleven seventy two
at the window and watched her head explode.

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