It's so hard not to laugh when
the broads have the nerve to hit you
with something like
"My Gerald would never do such a thing,"
or "James has changed so much
since I've met him," or my personal favorite
for obvious reasons:
"You're a bad influence on my Richard!"
Let me lend you ladies a clue about that nut Jerry, that
consistently grinning gin-drinking Jimmy--
They're the same as they were before you met them
when you're not around, and when you finally
bail and leave me to buy the rounds in the aftermath
they'll still be the same men with just one more
excuse to get sloshed.
And for Christ's sake, leave my Dick out of this.
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