12.26.2008

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Go ahead:
Knock one out of the park, Son.
Come on, at least make contact.
Just keep your eye on the...

You ran over the neighbor's garbage can lid
last week because you'd been cheated
and someone had to pay.

Please turn your porn down in there.
She's screaming, but it doesn't sound
like she's enjoying it.
Sleep: it's what's for dinner.

When was the last time you came standing up?
No, I meant with someone else present.

You ain't been livin'; you been breathin'.

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