2.08.2009

What some men've found out the hard way.

"Wasn't Jenny Morgan on the swim team, too?"

"Yeah. She was one of the girls with the stories."

"Jenny? Get outta here. She was so quiet."

"The quiet ones are the freaks."

"True. Not that I'd know or anything..."

"She told us that she had to use two tampons."

"No way. She's tiny. And innocent. And..."

"And a four-finger whore."

"Jesus. Tell me how you really feel, Babe."

"I feel like eating brownies."

"OK."

"OK."

1 comment:

Samantha E. Gloffke said...

That's the best thing you ever wrote, I hope it's true story.